Further sign of the Apocalypse
Yes, ladies Katie Holmes is pregnant by the tightie whitie wearing, medicine and science disavowing, heterosexuality questionable freak Tom Cruise.*
When Britney Spears got pregnant before me, I joked that the end of the world was nearing.
When she had her baby, I realized nine months had gone by and I was still barren.
When I found out that Katie Holmes is pregnant, well - I have to say that I no longer think that the end is nigh, it's pretty damn certain that fire and brimstone will be coming soon.
* And no, this is not a shot at homosexuals. One of my best friends, Jason who is subsequently in a committed relationship with Josh remarked awhile back that Cruise was "too flaming for me, and that's saying something."
posted by April @ 5:01 PM
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5 Comments:
NO. NO!!!! This is not possible! I actually wrote on my blog about this months ago now. Augh!!!!
Just Kill Me Now.
(can I say I hope she enjoys the wonders of postnatal depression?)
For Katie's sake, let's all hope she doesn't develope PPD. Tom will want to give her vitamins or something.
It just sucks! Is there NO justice in this universe?!?!?
It could be worse. He could run for office. (And get elected.)
-mm
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